Beautiful quotes on life and love

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Anyone who thinks sitting in church

can make you a Christian must also think

that sitting in a garage can make you a car.

- Garrison Keillor

Only two things are infinite,

the universe and human stupidity,

and I’m not sure about the former.

- Albert Einstein

People who say it cannot be done should not

interrupt those who are doing it.

- George Bernard Shaw

Life is like a ten speed bicycle.

Most of us have gears we never use.

- Charles M. Schulz

I love deadlines.

I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by.

- Douglas Adams

There’s a fine line between genius and insanity.

I have erased this line.

- Oscar Levant

Clothes make the man.

Naked people have little or no influence on society.

-          Mark Twain

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There is no such thing as public opinion.

There is only published opinion.

- Winston Churchill

Whenever I feel the need to exercise,

I lie down until it goes away.

- Robert Maynard Hutchins

I choose my friends for their good looks,

my acquaintances for their good characters,

and my enemies for their intellects.

A man cannot be too careful in the choice of his enemies.

- Oscar Wilde

All people know the same truth.

Our lives consist of how we chose to distort it.

- the Woody Allen movie Deconstructing Harry

If you come to a fork in the road, take it.

- Yogi Berra

The trouble with having an open mind, of course,

is that people will insist on coming along

and trying to put things in it.

Terry Pratchett

I refuse to answer that question

on the grounds that I don’t know the answer

- Douglas Adams

When life gets you down -

just put on your big girl panties and deal with it.

- Anonymous humor

Human salvation lies in the hands

of the creatively maladjusted.

-          Martin Luther King, Jr.

I don’t want to move to a city where the only cultural advantage

is being able to make a right turn on a red light.

- the Woody Allen movie Annie Hall

Life is like jumping out of an airplane without a parachute -

only the last couple seconds are fatal,

but most people are scared to death the whole way down.

-          Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Never put off till tomorrow

what you can do the day after tomorrow.

- Mark Twain

A day without sunshine is like, you know, night.

- Steve Martin

No problem is so formidable that

you can’t walk away from it.

- Charles M. Schulz’ cartoon Peanuts

All you need is love.

But a little chocolate now and then doesn’t hurt.

- Charles M. Schulz

Oh, if only God would give me some sign.

If He would just speak to me once. Anything.

One sentence. Two words. If He would just cough.

- the movie Love and Death

You ask me if I keep a notebook

to record my great ideas.

I’ve only ever had one.

- Albert Einstein

One good reason to only maintain a small circle of friends

is that three out of four murders

are committed by people who know the victim.

- George Carlin

Praying is important when you wake up

at two o’clock in the morning

feeling sick from eating something dumb the day before.

- Charlie Brown in Charles M. Schulz’ cartoon Peanuts

Only a fool tests the depth of the water with both feet.

- African Proverb

I love mankind, it’s people I can’t stand.

- Charles M. Schulz

Boys will be boys. And even that wouldn’t matter

if only we could prevent girls from being girls.

- Anne Frank

Less is only more where more is no good.

- Frank Lloyd Wright

I never make stupid mistakes.

Only very, very clever ones.

- John Peel

Human beings are the only creatures on the planet

who tell time and think they have to earn a living.

- Buckminster Fuller

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