Paranormal Activity 4 has been given the official release title “The Yawn of Death.” Check out the trailer below and then we’ll reveal why the official title “The Yawn of Death” was chosen for Paranormal Activity 4.
Did you see the first Paranormal Activity? How about the second one? Third? So you’re probably going to be watching Paranormal Activity 4 when it is released on October 19th 2012. But here’s my advice: don’t. Why? It contains severe and dangerous amounts of déjà vu.
Did you see the trailer? Okay, good. Here’s a challenge. Watch it again and make two lists. The first list should be a list of everything that we have already seen from this franchise. The second a list of things that look new in Paranormal Activity 4.
Here’s the lists I came up with.
Stuff we’ve seen before.
Handycam gimmick
Said camera footage breaking up
Lights going on and off
Creepy kids
Mundane characters (it was cool the first couple of times because it seemed fresh then, but it’s pretty damn old now).
Shadows (oh noooooooooo da shadows are attacking. … .)
Bad acting
New Stuff…
. . . I’m not a genius how the heck am I supposed to find something new here?! And this is pretty much why it’s been officially named “The Yawn of Death” cause let’s face it, after watching around six hours of the same movies already, you’re gonna be dying of boredom.
I’ll tell you what. Here’s a new idea. Take the tourettes guy. Put him in the haunted house.
Oh Bob Saget, S**T Bit*h Damn ghost moved the f***ing paper towel. That spirit hit my dick with a god damn box of Total!
Yeah. That’s a movie. Make it happen and I’ll go watch that one. Nice.
Leave a comment below if you want tourettes guy in Paranomal Activity 4. We will make it happen. . .
Note: we will not make it happen.