Patch Adams Quotes

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Patch Adams Quotes

Arthur Mendelson: How many fingers do you see?
Hunter Patch Adams: Four.
Arthur Mendelson: No no! Look beyond the fingers! Now tell me how many you see. »

Carim Fisher: Lesbian, airhead, ballbuster, whichever one of these disgusts you the most, take your pick. Please spread the word: I’m not here to date. I’m not here to flirt. I’m here to study. »

Carin Fisher: When can I open my eyes?
Hunter Patch Adams: As soon as I open mine. »

Patch Adams Quotes

Carin Fisher: When I was a girl I would look out my bedroom window at the caterpillars; I envied them so much. No matter what they were before, no matter what happened to them, they could just hide away and turn into these beautiful creatures that could fly away completely untouched. »

Hunter Patch Adams: And my report will read IDGARA: I don’t give a rat’s ass. »

Truman: I thought only I could repel women with that kind of raw efficiency. »

Hunter Patch Adams: We need to start treating the patient as well as the disease. »

Patch Adams Quotes

Hunter Patch Adams: What’s wrong with death sir? What are we so mortally afraid of? Why can’t we treat death with a certain amount of humanity and dignity, and decency, and God forbid, maybe even humor. Death is not the enemy gentlemen. If we’re going to fight a disease, let’s fight one of the most terrible diseases of all, indifference. »

Hunter Patch Adams: I love you without knowing how, or when, or from where. I love you straightforwardly without complexities abide. I love you because I know no other way then this. So close that your hand, on my chest, is my hand. So close, that when you close your eyes, I fall asleep. »

Hunter Patch Adams: I’m really starting to love the back of your head. »

Hunter Patch Adams: We can head on down to the maternity ward. You know those chicks put out. »

Patch Adams Quotes

Hunter Patch Adams: Yeah, I could do it. We both know you wouldn’t stop me. Let’s think about the logic. You create man, man suffers enormous amounts of pain, man dies. They say you rested on the seventh day, well maybe you should have spent that day on compassion. »

Arthur Mendelson: See what no one else sees. See what everyone chooses not to see… out of fear, conformity or laziness. See the whole world anew each day! »

Arthur Mendelson: You learn anything about proctology yet Patch? Good, take care of this asshole for me, will ya? »

Arthur Mendelson: You’re focusing on the problem. If you focus on the problem, you can’t see the solution. Never focus on the problem! »

Hunter Patch Adams: You have the responsibility to be a dich head. How hard can that be? All you have to do is make sure your head is a dick, and it’s attached to your neck. »

Hunter Patch Adams: You treat a disease, you win, you lose. You treat a person I’ll guarantee you’ll win. »

Hunter Patch Adams: Who likes to masturbate? »

Hunter Patch Adams: Ye of little faith. »