There are so many quotes about divorce. Some of the quotes about divorce are depressive, some uplifting, some reassuring, some funny. . . here are the absolute best quotes about divorce.
Quotes About Divorce
‘When two people decide to get a divorce, it isn’t a sign that they “don’t understand” one another, but a sign that they have, at last, begun to.’ -Helen Rowland, Quotes about divorce
‘Divorce is a failed challenge, which leads to a broken life. It is a socially transmittable disease that can transfer from one generation to another, and it is spreading fast.’ -Sia F. Dean
‘Men are just like a book – with a beginning, middle and an end.’ – Pamela Anderson
‘It’s easier to get a divorce than pass the driving test. Now it’s just a basic form-filling exercise.’ – Sir Paul Coleridge
It’s really hard to maintain a one-on-one relationship if the other person is not going to allow me to be with other people.’- Axl Rose; Quotes about divorce
‘She cried, and the judge wiped her tears with my checkbook.’ – Tommy Manville
‘A lot of people have asked me how short I am. Since my last divorce, I think I’m about $100, 000 short.’ -Mickey Rooney
‘You can’t stay married in a situation where you are afraid to go to sleep in case
your wife might cut your throat.’ -Mike Tyson
‘For a couple with young children, divorce seldom comes as a “solution” to stress, only as a way to end one form of pain and accept another.’ -Fred Rogers Quotes about divorce
‘Ah, yes, divorce … from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man’s genitals through his wallet.’ -Robin Williams
‘Asking the legal system to resolve divorce is like asking a boxing coach to be our marriage counselor.’ – Warren Farrell
For those who believe in the quote, ‘Laughter is the best medicine’ and are looking for a divorce quote on the lighter side, the following divorce sayings range from mildly humorous to outrageously funny:
‘You don’t know a woman till you’ve met her in court.’ -Norman Mailer Quotes about divorce
‘I’ve never been married, but I tell people I’m divorced so they won’t think something’s wrong with me.’ – Elayne Boosler
‘I should have known something was wrong with my first wife. When I brought her home to meet my parents, they approved of her.’- Woody Allen Quotes about divorce
‘My divorce came to me as a complete surprise. That’s what happens when you haven’t been home in eighteen years.’ -Lee Travino
‘She got the gold mine, I got the shaft.’ Jerry Reed
‘Love, the quest; marriage, the conquest; divorce, the inquest.’ Helen Rowland
‘I’m an excellent housekeeper. Every time I get a divorce, I keep the house.’ – Zsa Zsa Gabor Quotes about divorce